i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
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Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
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i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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