I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Dignity is for republicans.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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