How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
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