We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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