if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
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you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
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I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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