check it out our google latitudes are spooning
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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