so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
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