...so i touched it.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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