That's intense
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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