I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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