It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Randomize
