if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
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Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
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Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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