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I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
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yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
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I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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