Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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