hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
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I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
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It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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