Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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