Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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