He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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