Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
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he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
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Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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