Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
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I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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