I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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