he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
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After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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