margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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