would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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