I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
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Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
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All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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