Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
she told me i tasted like america
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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