We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
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