Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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