I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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