is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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