Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
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i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
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Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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