I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
my poor anus
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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