My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
Randomize
