He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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