shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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