Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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