So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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