Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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