the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
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I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
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She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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