I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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