THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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