am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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