omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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