Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
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So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
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I can dry shave vagina like a champ
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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