North Korea, Best Korea!
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
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he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
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i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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