FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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