I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
this just has baby written all over it
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I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
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"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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