Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
