I wish I could teleport
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
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My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
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! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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