so let's talk penis.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
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