Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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