The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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