they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
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So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
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On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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