will power is for people who don't want to get laid
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
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Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
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I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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