tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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